need an absolutely ludicrous and over the top alternative to sparkledogs and sparklecats the likes the world has never seen before? you've come to the right place... no promises that any results here will be within reason, of course!
the results here can potentially get very long, so the maximum traits settings allow you to have some level of control over just how long your results can get. the species categories are to have a little more control over what animal you can get - felids and canids are self-explanatory, other animals includes several broad categories of, well, other animals, while misc contains mythical creatures and a few oddballs.
UPDATE 2026: a full five years later i fixed the bug that caused the page to lock up if you uncheck all species categories. lol. nothing else has been touched but maybe i'll expand this someday